my name is matteson
Creator. Writer. Space Cowboy.

About

Matteson Fields. A humble human being designed to write copy, create things that are sometimes small and meaningless, sometimes large and meaningful, tell jokes at inopportune times, speak words cleanly with announcer-like precision while attempting to be an upstanding dude. Results may very.

This is me.

At the highest levels I’m a father, husband, brother, son, friend, creative director, writer, maker, and on occasion, a pretty alright human being.

FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:

  • I was kicked in the head by a horse when I was 7 years old.

  • I’ve seen an alien in real life.

  • I played poker in Vegas with Ray Romano once.

  • I never made a C in college, which come to find out, means nothing.

  • I did a stage dive at a punk show one time and nobody caught me.

  • I have a bunch of dinosaur tattoos.

  • I was a member of a hip-hop crew in my 20s.

  • I think professional wrestling is one of the highest forms of art.

  • I hate owls.

Wanna work together, grab a beer, arm wrestle? I’m game for any or all of the above. If you don’t know me like that (yet) and want to reach me. Fill out the handy from below.